'The dachshund is a stubborn, self-willed dog. Affectionate and easily wilted by a master's scolding. It is ferocious with intruders and an excellent watchdog. It lacks a doggy smell, seldom sheds, rarely has to be washed and is small enough to sleep under bed or bureau.' ~ Not my own writing, but not sure who to give credit to :)
'Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.' ~ Robert Benchley
'If you've never owned dachshunds, no explanation is possible. If you have owned dachshunds, no explanation is necessary.' ~ Benny Archuleta
'There is an Native American legend which says,'When a human dies there is a bridge they must cross to enter into heaven. At the head of that bridge waits every animal that human encountered during their lifetime. The animals, based upon what they know of this person, decide which humans may cross the bridge....and which are turned away....'
